If You Don’t Know These Obvious Truths, You’re a Complete…

It’s extremely hard these days to know the truth from the fiction, mostly because social media has brought us the moronic thoughts from stupid people from around the globe. Conspiracy theorists, crazy fringe groups, the POTUS and a host of other clown characters all bring us ignorant notions every minute of every day.

But sometimes there is such overwhelming evidence and reporting about certain obvious facts, that if you don’t realize the truth in these matters, then YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON!!

Understanding the difference between truth and lies takes education, experience, diligence, investigation and discernment, and sadly it’s too bad half of America is too lazy or too brain dead to realize the truth in this country.

If you don’t know that Don “The John” Trump is an entitled, racist, elitist, misogynist, lazy, underachieving, egotistical narcissist and the worst president this country has ever seen, then you’re an idiot.

If you don’t know that Trump purposely hid the facts about the dangers of Covid-19, and downplayed it because he didn’t want to hurt his re-election chances, causing at least half the deaths in this country, then you are too stupid to procreate.

If you accept the outright lie that Trump was joking when he asked his Covid task force about injecting bleach and putting light into the body, then you should have a daily cocktail of Clorox and shove a flashlight down your throat.

If you don’t realize that the Senators and House congressional leaders who are sworn and paid to represent you, typically only vote for laws based on the wishes of their biggest campaign contributors, then you are too ignorant to read this article.

If you don’t know that wearing a mask and social distancing are saving lives throughout the world in this Covid-19 pandemic, then you are a mental defective. And if you don’t realize that mask wearers are the true American patriots, saving their fellow citizens, then you are a traitor and you don’t belong here.

If you think that Covid-19 is a Democratic fraud to injure Trump, then you deserve the respirator they’re going to shove down your throat as you expire.

If you don’t know that Gov. Kristi Noem, Gov. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Gov. Kevin Stitt, Gov. Brian Kemp and Gov. Ron DeSantis, among others, are guilty of gross negligence, dereliction of duty, and are directly responsible for tens of thousands of deaths in their states, then you are a brainless halfwit.

If you believe the 2020 Presidential election was a fraud, and that somehow all the other election races all over the country, from Senators on down to county clerks were legitimate, then you are a village idiot.

If you don’t know that Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue are two of the most corrupt inside traders ever to run for the U.S. Senate because they sold huge blocks of stock after they learned about the real dangers of the Coronavirus, then you have an IQ below 40.

If you don’t know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, Jesse Watters, and a host of other insane Fox hosts are lying to you every single day on TV, then you definitely ate paint chips as a kid.

If you believe it’s a good idea to have QAnon theorists and their supporters in Congress, then you are a complete simpleton.

If you think Ivanka Trump, Don Jr., Eric Trump and Jared Kushner were highly valuable presidential advisors, and not just benefactors of unconscionable nepotism and they are in fact, useless unqualified amateurs, then your children deserve the bleak future you’re handing them.

If you don’t know that Mitch McConnell is the Grinch that stole Christmas this year through his refusal to help starving and unemployed Americans, then your family tree is undoubtedly littered with mental illness.

So if you are one of the dimwits who doesn’t understand the facts laid out here before you, then you probably believe professional wrestling and reality TV are real, the Kardashians are self-made millionaires, and that Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots are the greatest NFL football franchise, and not the disgusting cheaters that all the rest of us all know they are.

To all of you, I wholeheartedly suggest you put down your phones and stop playing Candy Crush long enough to get your GED’s. America and I will thank you for it.


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Markus Anthony

Former newspaper reporter, published author, informed thinker...